THE BEGINNING AND THE END.

          A TRUE CONTRADICTION.

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THE CONSISTENTLY TARDY, YET GRACEFUL PROCRASTINATOR ALSO KNOWN AS OUR RANDOM ONE. AMY TURNS IDEAS INTO REALITY THROUGH HER CREATIVE INSANITY.

100% ARTIST TO SAY THE LEAST.

THE FRONT OF HOUSE. LIKELY KNOWS MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT THAN YOU DO. IN HER DOWN TIME, ASHLEY PRACTICES BEING A BETTER PERSON.

WE’RE PRETTY SURE IT’S WORKING...

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TAKES CARE OF ALL THINGS TAXING. RARELY SEEN AND RARELY HEARD.NOBODY IS SURE SHE REALLY EXISTS OR IF SHE'S JUST IN OUR HEAD. TRULY THE GHOST IN THE MACHINE.

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PRINTER, EMBROIDERER, ALL AROUND BADA**. LOVES HER KIDS, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MEMES & CHICKEN STRIPS, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER. CRYSTAL IS LOYAL, ESPECIALLY TO HER CHEEZITS.

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SHE CHECKS YOUR ORDERS IN

SHE CHECKS YOUR ORDERS OUT

SHE MAKES YOUR ORDERS NICE

OF THAT THERE IS NO DOUBT


 

WHO DOESN'T KNOW PARKER?

HE'S EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME...

HIS CRAZY WAYS & INTENSE PERSONALITY CAN

TURN ANY FROWN UPSIDE DOWN. READY OR NOT...HERE HE COMES TO SEAL THE DEAL! 

OUR SCREEN MAKER EXTRAORDINAIRE.

WHEN NOT PLAYING FORTNITE WITH HIS COMPADRES IN

PRO WRESTLING, CHASE CAN BE FOUND DIVULGING VARIOUS FORMS OF ASIAN CULTURE.

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TAKES CARE OF ALL THINGS BROKEN AT THE SHOP. DURING HIS FREE TIME, RUSS ENJOYS THE OCCASIONAL SNAPPING OF BONES WHILE TEACHING CHILDREN MARTIAL ARTS. NOT REALLY...