THE BEGINNING AND THE END.

          A TRUE CONTRADICTION.

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THE CONSISTENTLY TARDY, YET GRACEFUL PROCRASTINATOR ALSO KNOWN AS OUR RANDOM ONE. AMY TURNS IDEAS INTO REALITY THROUGH HER CREATIVE INSANITY.

100% ARTIST TO SAY THE LEAST.

THE FRONT OF HOUSE. LIKELY KNOWS MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT THAN YOU DO. IN HER DOWN TIME, ASHLEY PRACTICES BEING A BETTER PERSON.

WE’RE PRETTY SURE IT’S WORKING...

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TAKES CARE OF ALL THINGS TAXING. RARELY SEEN AND RARELY HEARD.NOBODY IS SURE SHE REALLY EXISTS OR IF SHE'S JUST IN OUR HEAD. TRULY THE GHOST IN THE MACHINE.

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PRINTER, EMBROIDERER, ALL AROUND BADA**. LOVES HER KIDS, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MEMES & CHICKEN STRIPS, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER. CRYSTAL IS LOYAL, ESPECIALLY TO HER CHEEZITS.

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SHE CHECKS YOUR ORDERS IN

SHE CHECKS YOUR ORDERS OUT

SHE MAKES YOUR ORDERS NICE

OF THAT THERE IS NO DOUBT


 

THE NEWEST ADDITION

CONTROLLER OF ALL THINGS SOCIAL.

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OUR SCREEN MAKER EXTRAORDINAIRE.

WHEN NOT PLAYING FORTNITE WITH HIS COMPADRES IN

PRO WRESTLING, CHASE CAN BE FOUND DIVULGING VARIOUS FORMS OF ASIAN CULTURE.

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TAKES CARE OF ALL THINGS BROKEN AT THE SHOP. DURING HIS FREE TIME, RUSS ENJOYS THE OCCASIONAL SNAPPING OF BONES WHILE TEACHING CHILDREN MARTIAL ARTS. NOT REALLY...