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THE COOP.
Passionate & talented individuals with a common goal can achieve anything.

DELANEY
the GATEKEEPER
THE FRONT OF HOUSE. LIKELY KNOWS MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT THAN YOU DO. IN HER DOWN TIME, DELANEY PRACTICES BEING A BETTER PERSON. WE’RE PRETTY SURE IT’S WORKING...
CUSTOMER SERVICE
EST.

2001
THE RED T-SHIRT COMPANY
"THE MOUNTAINS TO THE SEA & EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN"

CRYSTAL
the EQUALIZER
PRINTER, EMBROIDERER, ALL AROUND BADA**. LOVES HER KIDS, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MEMES & CHICKEN STRIPS, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER. CRYSTAL IS LOYAL, ESPECIALLY TO HER CHEEZITS.
PRODUCTION LEAD

RUSS
the FIXER
TAKES CARE OF ALL THINGS BROKEN AT THE SHOP. DURING HIS FREE TIME, RUSS ENJOYS THE OCCASIONAL SNAPPING OF BONES WHILE TEACHING CHILDREN MARTIAL ARTS. NOT REALLY...
LIFESAVER
ONE LOVE.
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